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posts tagged "fanfiction"
things i hate in fanfiction #1
when a guy is wearing a t-shirt that is “so big that it threatens to reveal a shoulder”. what the fuck. OK I KNOW ONE SHOULDER SHOWING IS SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE OR WHATEVER, but how often does it happen in real life? I for one have never had a T-SHIRT that could reveal a shoulder. can you even imagine how big that neck hole would have to be
it would be ridiculously stretched out
like someone had tried to fit their entire body through the neck hole
does that really happen
omg so kawaii desu ne
SCOTT PILGRIM slash fanfiction.
I really. really. really. really. want to read some. Refer me to any anywhere?
IF I READ ONE MORE FANFICTION IN WHICH BROWN EYES ARE COMPARED TO CHOCOLATE, I MIGHT THROW UP.
"Okay, I’ll protect your lies; I’ll hide here; I won’t ask you to come with me to the carnival or meet me in the park before nightfall. I’ll spend holidays alone or—if you can swing it—I’ll meet you for ten minutes in the convenience store restroom after you’ve convinced your family you forgot to buy something that is absolutely essential for the perfect holiday dinner. I’ll sneak around in basements and boiler rooms and back alleys in the middle of the night, neglecting my students, my sleep, my personal safety. I’ll willfully smash public lighting and press my bare back against cold, wet brick walls, and I’ll keep my voice to a whisper, be careful not to mark your skin, and bite my lip till it bleeds when I want to cry out your name. I’ll be your dirty little secret, I won’t ask for more, and I’ll be satisfied with what you give me."
- A sad fanfiction i’m reading
