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posts tagged "simon amstell"
HOLD UP.
Iwan Rheon and Simon Amstell were in a movie show together?
What when how why was I not informed I need to know these things
Just watched his stand up special, Do Nothing.
He’s so lovely, I wish he was happier.
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Oh my god. Simon and I should be friends.
gpoy
yet this is also very sad and it makes me cry
oh simon
(via spellczech)
| Do you put condoms on a man before you have intercourse? | Simon: |
| Do you? | Mel C: |
| ...we just cuddle. | Simon: |
How are they younger than me?
A while back we had a 5 day break from school, so being the boring person I am, I went to the country club right near my house with my friends on 3 of those days.
We weren’t the only ones though, as a group of girls in the grade below us at our school were there for those three days, too.
And it just showed me just how young me and my friends act.
What the girls in the grade below us did:
- Had a lunch of salad
- Took pictures in of themselves in their skimpy bathing suits (which they later posted on Facebook)
- Tanned. For HOURS.
- Hung out with some guys in our grade who ended up coming there.
What we did:
- Had a lunch of greasy sandwiches and french fries.
- Had races and played with tubies in the pool.
- Had ice cream.
- Escaping to the beach to avoid confrontation or even non confrontation of the guys in our grade.
I swear, we have mentality’s of 10 year olds.
But it’s ok.
cuz we’re still the coolest kids in school.
